LJ Post 240633

asks What is your primary goal in life?

To one day take over a small country in the south pacific and rule it with an iron fist. However, my negoations with the Australian government aren’t going as well as I hoped.

asks What’s your mouth in your userpic?

A condom. (see next question for details)

asks what flavor condom is that you’re holding in your user pic?

It’s strawberry flavoured.

asks I’ll be the one to make this dirtay lol: What’s your fav thing to do? (yeah in that sense)

Well I really really enjoy [EXCISED FOR EXTREME INDECENT CONTENT]. Hope that answers your query.

And to finish off. I demand all who have not yet asked a question to do so now, or I’ll find out where your gran lives and give her your phone number!

(link to poll)

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